People...the apocolypse is upon us.
My dear Mother, Comfort Cougar [redacted] has finally joined the 21st century and purchased a cellphone.
Seriously.
She was the last holdout...in the entire universe. My crazypants Granny had a cellphone before Cougar did. And now C is the proud owner of a pay-as-you go tres cute flippy phone. Although she refuses to give out the number, because she's kind of a tool like that.
Also. Bagels come in squares now.
The world is really about to explode.
2 comments:
wow, i'm only 93 posts away from you...
I think if you had actually spelled apocalypse correctly, then, and only then, would it have been the true end of the world.
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